RENT CHEQUE / GET NAKED / MAKE MISTAKES / WIN MONEY

Get Naked- Win Cash Last Wednesday of every month At The Astoria. !!!Open Gender/Open Skill/Anything goes!!! If you are performing, RSVP for free cover with your peeling song to rentchequeintheass@gmail.com - you'll get free guest list and priority placing for your performance. Otherwise cover is simply $5. DJ skills by Skinny Pete. Hostessed by the magnificently lippy Lex Gray Pornography c/o Abby Normal Pics this month c/o Devious Behaviour Productions Some call it a No Pants Dance Off, some call it a Tops Down Throw Down. Others like to think of it as a live nude performance art competition. We like them all, but prefer to call it COMPLETE FLESH MAYHEM, and guarantee it`s just a hot fucking mess that you will wish you remembered in the morning. Rent Cheque gives you the opportunity to take your clothes off for the fun of it and walk away with a huge chunk of change to make your landlord happy. 1st prize gets a chunk of ca$h, ca$h, $$$MONEY$$$ (up to $500 depending on how full we can get the bar) 2nd and 3rd also go home with a chunk of change. For performers, we have some simple rules: No pros No weapons No sex acts No spillables- foods, liquids, whipped cream, glitter, etc. Clean up ANY messes (you will be disqualified if you can't respect the rules) We're sex positive, body positive, and life positive. There's ZERO ROOM for assholes or creeps at Rent Cheque. We aim to keep you slutty and sweaty and smiling. Rent Cheque is a BOO FREE ZONE (and sometimes a FREE BOOZE ZONE!) That means that if you are not in love with a certain performer, then just cheer louder and crazier for the one which has captured your heart. Either moan or cheer. No other sounds allowed pls. The end of the night winner is judged based on crowd response. SO IF YOU PLAN ON WINNING, BRING EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER SEDUCED TO SCREAM FOR YOU. Doors are 9. Pornography starts at 10. Performers go on in increments throughout the night starting at 11:00pm, and ending at 12:34 on the dot. 3 finalists are picked, and then the winner is chosen by crowd applause. In between performers we get down and dirty with a topless dance party. We are TOTALLY SOOOO DOWN if you wanna ditch your shirts at the door but please keep on your bra (or pasties) due to liquor licesing issues. Our door girl is a babe so tip her if you can, but show her tits either way. Costumes, props, creativity and excessive liquor consumption are highly encouraged. Again, Rent Cheque is a `pro-free` zone. Which means we are stripping for the common (and epically sexy) folks. That said, if you are an unstoppable peeler or other kind of bad-ass naked performer and wanna pimp your shit out at the end of our night once our voting is over- feel free to throw us a line at rentchequeintheass@gmail.com . We probably wanna totally oogle you and help to promote your skills! Every month we give away 10% of whatever our total prize money is to our favorite local charity WISH Drop-In Centre Society